Şarkı sözleri : Lazy B. Other. Facts Of Life.

These are the facts, these are the facts, from the lazyboy. So help me god

This is who we are this is what we do - this is what it is the bear facts of the life we live -
This is who we are this is what we do

Did you know that one out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV?
Did you know that 61% of all hits on the Internet are on sex sites?
Everyday 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents.
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long and 4.2 inches circumcised
Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing.
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least one homosexual experience.
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti wrinkle cream?

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22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britain.
96% of all women have at one time in there life faked an orgasm.
3 people die every year testing if a 9-volt battery works on their tongue.
The Guinness book of records holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
5% of the population is gay.
The worlds best known word is OK - the 2nd most well known word is Coca Cola.
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd Prize in a Charles Chaplin look a like contest.
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet.
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible the Ikea catalogue.

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One cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a persons life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth today we are 6 billion people

Time is ticking ticking yeah.

Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesnt wear pants
74% of all nudist females are nudists because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm? Unfortunately it got stolen.

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So help me god