The Swiss Army Romance Tab

SONG NAME - The Swiss Army Romance (MTV Unplugged Version)
 
Tabbed by: Joe Kirby
Email: jkirby1@emich.edu
 
This is not the exact strumming, but I do show you where to end and begin the next
 For best results, watch the DVD or listen to the song, and use these tabs.  Hope you like
and have fun.
 
Tuning: eb,Bb,Gb,Db,Ab,Eb or you can just leave it in Standard
 
   Sleep with all the lights on, you're not so happy, you're not secure
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-11111111111111111---222222222222222222222---3333333333333333--666666|
D|-22222222222222222---222222222222222222222---4444444444444444--777777|
A|-22222222222222222---------------------------4444444444444444--777777|
E|---------------------------------------------2222222222222222--555555|
 
You're trying to look cute in your blue jeans, but you're plastic just like
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-1111111111111111111111111111111---2222222222222222222222222222222222|
D|-1111111111111111111111111111111---2222222222222222222222222222222222|
A|-2222222222222222222222222222222-------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
 
 everyone, just like everyone, And that face you paint, is pressed impressing
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-3333333333333333--66666666666666666--111111111111111111-2222222222222222|
D|-4444444444444444--77777777777777777--111111111111111111-2222222222222222|
A|-4444444444444444--77777777777777777--222222222222222222-----------------|
E|-2222222222222222--55555555555555555-------------------------------------|
 
  most of us, as permanent, and I'd like to see you u n d o n e.
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-3333333333333--666666666666--1111111111--2222222--3333-6666-------------|
D|-4444444444444--777777777777--2222222222--2222222--4444-7777-------------|
A|-4444444444444--777777777777--2222222222-----------4444-7777-------------|
E|-2222222222222--555555555555-----------------------2222-5555-------------|
 
  College night will draw the crowd, dorms unload & you're heading out, Here
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-99999999999999999-999999999999999-666666666666666666666-444444444444-9|
D|-99999999999999999-999999999999999-666666666666666666666-444444444444-9|
A|-77777777777777777-666666666666666-444444444444444444444-222222222222-7|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
 
 is your moment to shine, Making up a history, it's nothing from the life you
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|999999-999999999-66644--999999999999999999999-66666666666666666666-44444|
D|666666-999999999-66644--999999999999999999999-66666666666666666666-44444|
A|777777-666666666-44422--777777777776666666666-44444444444444444444-22222|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 
 lead, but man will they buy all your lines.
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|44444--9999999999999999999999-666666666666--444--------------------------|
D|44444--9999999999999999999999-666666666666--444--------------------------|
A|22222--7777777777777777666666-444444444444--222--------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 
Continue to the next part of the song and follow these same tabs.  Again that is not the
pattern, but I do show you where to switch to the next chord. Do it again with, but
these lyrics.
 
Part 2 Of the songs lyrics:
 
Sleep with all the sheets off, bearing your mattress, bearing your soul.
And you're dying to look smooth with your tattoos,
but you're searching just like everyone
could there be anyone.
And the friends you have are the best
impressing most of us as permanent
and I'd like to see you undone.
 
Youth's the most unfaithful mistress.
Still we forge ahead to miss her.
Rushing our moment to shine.
Making up a history,
It's nothing from the life you lead,
but man I hope they buy all your lines.
 
 
We're not, twenty-one, but the sooner we are, the sooner the fun will begin, so get out
fake eyelashes, & fake i.d's, & real disasters ensue,
e|------------------|
B|------------------|   Strum Each Chord Twice in this pattern (down, down)
G|-11---22--33--22--|
D|-11---22--44--22--|  It helps if you listen to the song. Unplugged Version
A|-22-------44------|
E|----------22------|
 
 
it's cool to take these chances. it's cool to fake romances.
e|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-11--pause---------------------11----pause----------------|
D|-11--pause---------------------11----pause----------------|
A|-22--pause---------------------22----pause----------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
 
& grow up fast, and grow up fast, and grow up fast
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|-11-----------11----------------11----------------------|
D|-11-----------11----------------11----------------------|
A|-22-----------22----------------22----------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
 
outro: comes right after the last "fast"
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------11-3-11------------Just a nice lil ending-------|
G|-111111-22-2-22--1-----------1111111111111--------------|
D|-111111-22-2-22--1-----------1111111111111--------------|
A|-222222----------2-----------2222222222222--------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
 
Please Rate this and be totally honest.
 
| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note
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