We got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye Fat sweaty Betty, my fat sweaty pumpkin pie Fat sweaty Betty Tell me when you're ready Fat sweaty Betty
out like never before He finally had to up and close the store All the boys were getting ready to fight Betty Lou's gettin' out tonight Betty Lou's gettin' out tonight Betty
selling out like never before He finally had to up and close the store All the boys were getting ready to fight Betty lou's gettin' out tonight Betty lou's gettin' out tonight Betty
Served up in the backyard Cooked too long on high Flying out the window Even dogs have passed them by Didn't know she was tied up Better fed than forced
Spread you mind the fish feed But don't ignore my speech, my heart bleeds Make yourself the perfect butt Some passing thought, I don't know what But
Sam invents the you you wanna see Don't believe in predestiny Bacon you never need to bring home Sam Hell gets you redeemed by grace alone Sam's the
First I'll panic quick and listen to advice Agree to anything and try to be too nice Then my skin flakes, another allergy I'm not making sense, just ignore
Indecisive and deaf or dumb Tongue dried in the sun Nervous speech and your mental health Drunk on every detail Loosened up from the moral slide As though
Hey Betty, ah Betty, ah Betty, oh Betty Hey Betty, little Betty, big Betty, fat Betty Hey Betty, ah Betty, hot Betty, oh Betty Hey Betty, little Betty, Betty, Betty, my Betty
The tic begins, where's the manned end? The climate change will never get in Silent and strong, prepossessed You never need to make your own mess Weasel
Petty news, it's only your bad ear It might be worth it to watch what you hear I'm feeling great, now you expand your view You can't forget, somebody
Betty La Rue took a downer or two And then she started drinkin' Reverend Lee he was down on his knees He was prayin' while she was sinkin' Betty La Rue
-lam) The damn thing gone blind (bam-A-lam) I said oh black betty (bam-A-lam) whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam) whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam) whoa, black betty
It's very ordinary for the secretary To take a man away from his wife Girls, we make it necessary for the secretary To put a little joy in his life She
A clean up woman, is a woman who gets all the love We girls leave behind the reason I know So much about her, is because she picked up a man of mine Chumpin
little honey Sweet, crying girl Oh my, my Giving into beauty Oh my Giving into beauty Oh my, my Turning into betty Turning into betty Turning into betty
People keep crawling in Hey hey, we gotta rise today Can't seem to find what I want you for I open my eyes and I wake on the floor You open the door
Paul Stookey/Peter Yarrow Chorus: C'mon, Betty, home. Come on the very next train. You've been gone so lonesome long I hardly know my name. I hardly