( bown / edwards ) Got a mess in my backyard I'm gonna clean it all up Stop a-doing things backwards Start struttin 'my stuff Oh now the time has come
+The Twelve Gifts of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor radio. On the second day of Christmas, my
+America's A Nice Italian Name I live in Italy, the sky is sunny. 'T'sa nice-a place. 't'sa nice-a place. And if you think the way I talk is funny, Shaddup
+Al 'N' Yetta Al 'n' Yetta always sit togedda, Watching TV every single night. Munching popcorn from a dish, While observing Dorothy Gish. (Dorothy
+Beautiful Teamsters Beautiful Teamsters, please let me join. Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin. Beautiful Teamsters, I love youse all. That
(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke, from the movie "Mary Poppins") Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree; Those are three words that
AUTOMATION (Alan Sherman) It was automation, I know That was what was making the factory go It was IBM It was Univac It was all those gears going
+Good Advice I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?" He said, "
+Green Stamps Thrill me with your Green Stamps. I love your little Green Stamps. I took collecting Green Stamps. I love the way they look. Oh how I love
"Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue" Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad. He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?" So I asked
+Barry Is The Baby's Name We'll call him Barry, Barry. That'll be the baby's name. We thought of Lance or Josh, But, oh, my gosh, They're not the same
+Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp) Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll
+Hail To Thee, Fat Person I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat. Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service. When I was
"Headaches" Headaches, headaches. Aspirin commercials give me headaches. Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please, That's when they show me all my
+Hungarian Goulash No. 5 If you like Hungarian food, They have a goulash which is very good. Or if you wish a dish that's Chinese, Somewhere down in Column
(parody of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof) Oh, New York is changing. Wherever you look, Big tall buildings by Tishman Tishman, ahh...
(parody of "It's A Most Unusual Day" by Ray Noble & His Orchestra, from the movie "A Date With Judy") It's a most unusual play; Feel like throwing my
+Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter. Pile the potatoes on your platter. Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby. I just adore you