In 197666 I was born a bastard and a son of a bitch And I'm sick, sick, motherfucker sick In 197666 I nailed a GI Joe to a crucifix And I'm sick, sick
Old Macdonald had a farm Ee I ee I, oh my God Thou shalt not take any more shit And I'll split my sister in her motherfucking lip I'll grab her by the
She was a teenage zombie She was a teenage corpse She was a teenage zombie Drop dead gorgeous that's for sure Don't know what I'm feeling or what I should
Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind? Hey Dracula, I heard you suck Now Vincent Price, was Dr. Phibes Come steal my brain Fritz And take it to Dr. Frankenstein
When tomorrow comes We'll be one of them And our only purpose is to kill off those not dead We are the dead and we're comin' for you We are the dead
I take drugs, I take drugs I take drugs and you should too I take drugs, I take drugs I take drugs and you should too Every day in every way I'm looking
I wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queen With the platform boots and the tombstone looks I want the whole world to hate me With the bolts on my neck
Whao! I hate your voice and I hate your face Exterminate you from the human race Life's a joke and the joke is on you Hey you, it's true you suck, fuck
I'm wretched I'm infested rejected and infected I'm a loser I'm a winner a born again sinner Cut my throat and watch me bleed addicted tragedy And I hate
When they find ya Paranormal chicken geek Drugged up superstar fiend Gender bending galactic freak Sci-fi lobotomy Exorcism, circumcision Horrifying
Hey little sister, what have you done? Hey little sister, who's the only one? Hey little sister, who's your Superman? Hey little sister, who's the one
Well, I come from the planet beyond the stars Lookin' for some human body parts I'm gonna pull your body from your grave 'Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A
I'm the motherfucking wrench thrown in the gears Everything was great 'til I got here And I'm a bad guy inside and out Put your faith in me and I'll spit
Well I'd rather cut you than the wedding cake An' your bloody guts on my rented tux An' I do, I do, I do wanna kill you Till death do us part, I'll tear
I got a snotty nose, I got nappy hair My mommy don't love me And my daddy don't care, no My sister's a slut and my brother's a drunk And I'm standin'
Another dead girl on the tube She?s my Lilly Munster crawling from her tomb Dark black circles around her eyes Cold dead lips and a crooked spine She?
When I saw you piss on the rug My heart fluttered and I knew It was love, true love Well, all the things you said And did to your mom, well, I knew You
(Lead: Joey) Paranormal chicken geek Drugged-up superstar fiend Genderbending galactic freak Sci-fi lobotomy Exorcism, circumcision Horrifying gruesome