Dio has rocked for a long, long time Now it's time for him to pass the torch He has songs of Wilder Beasts and dangers He has soared on the wings of a
The road is fuckin' hard The road is fuckin' tough There's no question that It is rough and stuff It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road
Last week, Kyle quit the band Now we're back together, uh Misunderstanding, didn't understand It doesn't matter, now we're back together again Uh la la
Car Chase City, that's the name of the game It was all proven, it was totally lame KG really really blew us some a**** Now we're really headed for a total
This is the greatest and best song in the world Tribute Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road All
a lot of you are sayin': "I just figured out what I'm 'onna do with the rest of my days." I'm 'onna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds and be the next D
Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where
So, um, if I was just gonna say one thing to y'all tonight I'd say, set the artist free I'm talking about this artist in here, set it free I'm saying,
I love you baby, but all I can think about is kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lube...
With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiananmen Square Oh yeah, muthafucka I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere You broke the rules Now I'll pull out
are those? It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground Yeah And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground No, that's, that'd be impossible
't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, say a prayer for me 'Cause it's rare to be in Tenacious D Friends will be friends they're
How's it goin? KG: Good, good. JB: What're ya doin? KG: Oh God, I was just, I w- JB: I love you. KG: ...what'd you say? JB: Said I love you,man. Just
the first thin' I say to you How's it goin'? Are you flowin'? Listen, honey, thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you Showin', growin' Man, I'd like
Climb upon my faithful steed Then we gonna ride Gonna smoke some weed Climb upon my big ass steed And ride, ride, ride What's the name of the song? Explosivo
"Kage" "Yeah?" "Let's go to this drive-thru" "Oh, good, I'm starvin'" "[Incomprehensible]" "Yeah, umm" "Hello?" "Huh" "May I have your order?" "Yeah,
I don't think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave Now all you do is stare at the floor Ohh, dear penis I don't like you anymore It used to
a lot of you are sayin' I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar Gain forty pounds and be the next D